I like " A scrum of Ignorami" for your definition of the crowd of bigots gathered to hear Indiana’s governor NOT answer the question he was asked regarding Anti-Gay Law. A scrum is defined as a confused crowd of people, pressed close together, trying to get something or speak to someone. Ignorami is the somewhat debated plural for ignoramus( ignorant person) . I also liked “Clodpates”, meaning idiots. Sounds interesting.